Current Events..
*Today ten thousand people converted to Chrustianity in a Mass Milk Bathing Ceremony in French Guyana. This makes Chrustianity the Fastest Growing All DAIRY religion in the World. Several critics noted that WE are the only dairy religion in the world making our point quite moot...They were Quickly dragged out into the streets, beaten and skinned.
*The Ayatollah is investigating local Dairy Farms to make sure they are One with the ALL Dairy. One close Associate says that she has 3 pet cows. These are Joyous Times!One cow is close to her time of lactation! We can't wait to celebrate her first drop of milk!
* The Cheezuit Holey-Day of Gallon-Nine's Day is coming up! Be sure to pour milk over the head of your crush or sweetheart todayto celebrate the Dairy miracle of Love. Remember..Gouda IS Love.
*Many Cheezuits are still in uproar over the high price of Lactaid. Global conferances are being held to determine whether We can or even should attempt to distribute free Lactaid to the less fortunate among us. What You Can Do to Help:
1. Buy as much Lactaid as you Can Afford
2. Then Distribute the Lactaid to friends and tell them about the Dairy and Bug them till they look at this site.
3. Distribute the Lactaid to the Drunken Homeless Man who yells at parked cars, Because HE needs YOUR HELP to Digest the DAIRY!
4. Picket your local grocery store DEMANDING Them to lower the prices on Lactaid. Extra Points for Picketing Lactaid Distributers or the Parent Company itself.
The Elitest Terror SHALL become CREAMY!

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