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Ok. If you REFUSE to believe the Scriptures and Dogmas alone, here are some words from those who HAVE found Cheezus!
In their own words...describing Just how Cheezus has impacted their lives. "I don't Know what I would have done without Cheezus!"~ a former sufferer of lactose intolerancy, who prefered to remain anonymous.
A TRUE STORY OF GOUDA'S LOVE
Marsha Jones from Minneapolis Writes:

"I'm So glad I found Cheezus..My life used to be filled with drugs, alchohal....all sorts of undairyness..My world was falling apart! I was living on the streets..selling my body, and It was Horrible! Then Cheezus came into my life! I'm clean, luckily healthy, and no longer being beaten by my pimp in an alley! Well...I'm still living on the streets, but the tin foil keeps away the demons! AND CHEEZUS shaved me from all undairyness. BRAISE THE LARD!"
Another Sole Shaved for the LARD
George Wallis from New York City writes:

" I wuz just walkin down the street like normal n shit, and this crazy dude on the corner just starts yelling about aliens and shit, right? And then i wuz like, STFU you stupid C***(^&(*^*&%&^#^%# and he handed me some Cheese. Now I cant turn down somethin free, so I took it and he starts blabbing about me getting shaved...So i started kicking him...and then BOOM out of nowhere I felt this strange feeling...AND I KNEW CHEEZUS WAS THE ONLY WHEY!!

EVERY ONE NEEDS CHEEZUS!
Mr. Liebowitz, a Lawyer from Los Angeles writes:

"I was having a cappuchino one day at my Fav cafe, and I picked up a peice of paper that happened to be on my table. I read it and was amazed by what I saw...I KNEW the Church of Cheezus was for ME. I havent lost a case since I started Praying the Cheezus! Kudos!"