MeMbers and Enemies of the Dairy
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Our Tireless Devotees are Very Speshul to us. Cheezus Loves Us ALL.
If you would like to be listed among those who are One with the dairy, and or would like a place in our Holey Church, email us at

CheezusIsLard@aol.com

Please put Cheezus in the subject line and send us your name, nickname, or screen name, a reason why you would like to be part of the Fold, or you could just send us your credit card number. Money Talks.(Just Kidding) And, in due time, you shall see yourself named amongst the Holey Ones.

Official Members Needed!
Many Love Cheezus and Celebrate his Holey Name!, and we need to know who they are so that they may be counted...Become a Member today!!!:)
   Church Leaders
ALL Members are Technically Leaders...But every new member is the supreme Leader until he/she recruits another member However, the only people who give orders are:
The MeM Sa'hi BriNa k.s.c. - Ayatollah,All Powerful Mystical Empress, and State Leader and Prosyletiser.

Mickey DiQueso- Grand Pubah and Illustrious and Virtually Rehabilitated Founder, the guy calling all the shots from his secret vault hidden millions of miles beneath the earth's crust!!! (or his crappy one-room apartment somewhere in the south Bronx, NOONE KNOWS...He's so damn mysterious.

Brie Bouvier- official mascot, eater of kraft singles and the hind quarter of non-creamy who dare tresspass against The Fattican. Also an illegitemate child of Keanu Reeves and Chris Farley (dont ask..but it took a lot of spiked eggnog)

MeMbers
Michele the Dairyfull

M. Jack.

Reverend Muenster Luther String Jr.

HornScrew!

Shannon The Goud

Mike the Milker of Full Nipples

Priestess MooCow, maker of the Sacred Lactose

Miss CheezusFishysRDelicious

Connor Mac Cheese, Lord of Irish Mousetraps,founder, ordained minister, and all around great guy of the clan mac Cheese. Eternal Understudy of the Way of the One Cheese, the Almighty, the Co-Jack Cheese, First among Cheeses. ALL NATIONS WILL FALL BEFORE THE CHURCH OF CHEEZUS!

become a MeMber!

unfortunetly, The Dairy also has many enemies.....
There are many underground groups bent on taking away your right to Praise the Dairy! Take a Stand! We must Unite and stand vigilant against the powers of Lactose Intolerancy... Let them know that Cheezus SHAVES!!!

www.milksucks.com <~~~VERY UNDAIRY!!!

www.cheesewars.com <~~~~portrays cheese as VIOLENT SPACE CREATURES! UNTRUE AND BLASPHEMOUS!!!! The Dairy is about Peacefully relaxing at the teet of life and becoming Dairy!!!! not at all like this vile Evil Salami propaganda!!!


Our Greatest enemy is the Dark, Moldy one.. and i dont mean harmless Blue Cheese, either But the PUTRID and Ghastly Evil Salami...chock full of LIES and preservatives. What exactly IS the Evil Salami? No One Knows. He attempts to tear the Holey away from the Dairy, and numb the potentially Holey taste buds from Cheezus's Creamyness

Rebuke the Evil Salami! Dont Let Him Fool YOU!!!!

Know of any Enemies? Let us Know!

We are ALL unique....
Just like there are so many kinds of Cheese! Praise the Dairy!


The Evil Salami!
He wants to Hurt You and Everyone You Care About!!! Rebuke him before its TOO LATE!