The History of the CoC
The Church of Cheezus was founded thousands of years ago by the MacnCheese tribe of GOuda. IT was recently re-constructed and modernized by none other than Mickey DiQueso, Grand Pubah, "HE Who Dances with PIckles".
He built a website and preached his heart out in chat rooms, street corners, and Drunk Tanks across the nation proselytising and bringing others into the warm gooey centered fold of sliced American. Before he knew it, Cheezus was a Mainstay in Many online Circles and offline AA meetings....and now...behold, the power of Cheese! We have been an offline organization for over a year. And we Keep growing. WE have thousands of members in ZImbabwei alone. Many newspaper articles were written about millions of Hutu Tribesmen converting
to the All-Dairy in a mass Nacho-CHeese baptism. What? you want to read that article? well..Uh..You CAN'T. IT's secret. But our point is...
WE ARE EVERYWHERE.
Drink Your Milk and let us (buttered)Toast to the future!

Everyday, MeMbers are contributing more and More to our Cause!
Preistess MooCow recently finished translating some more scriptures, Here is an Excerpt:

"And what of the lactose intolerant? They must be rid of the demons of salami by way of exorcism..then they will bask in the glory of Gouda's kingdom once again "

--- Book of Mozzer Ella 4:20"

Becoming CHEESY is fun and EASY!

Join Now and Shave your Soles from the Uncreamy!